We shall hereby call upon Sir Oinkserlot to tell us a little bit more about himself. A round of applaud for Sir Oinkserlot.
Sir Oinkserlot : *with a low, suave voice* A very good day everyone. I'm Sir Oinkserlot, the royal purple piggy. I may look a little hippo-ish...Well...that's because my Great great great great Great grandmother married a hippo also because of her far-sightedness, near-sightedness and night-blindness plus colour-blindness but I assure you I'm every bit a PIG at heart.
I do love to eat and I sleep alot but I gotta say, dancing with the ladies shall remain my favourite past time. I respect mah ladies and I love mah ladies *big grin*. To all the ladies out there, you will never regret picking me *blow kisses and bow*
Thank you Sir Oinkserlot for joining us today. It's an honour for us to have you here.
ciao! *wink wink*
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